London · filmed on a phone in bathroom light
Fourteen years of doing my own face badly, then eight doing it properly. Everything here is shot in the light you will actually get ready in — no ring light, no filter, no free-gifting nonsense.
Watch a tutorialOnly things still in my drawer after a year. Affiliate links are marked — they cost you nothing extra.
Short, stiff, cheap. Does 90% of the liner work on this page.
For the base, not the drama. Fragrance-free, so it plays nicely with retinol nights.
Forty pages: shade-matching, undertones, and my full drawer with prices.
Pulled straight off the videos, typos included.
I am 52 and have brown skin and have never once seen a foundation video that was about my face. thank you for saying the flashback thing out loud.
the six minute base is the only routine i have kept for longer than a fortnight in my adult life
love the tutorials, please stop filming with the tap running though
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