Only for groups of eight or more, Tuesday to Thursday. Everything else is walk-in: give your name at the bar and we will text you when a table is free. The average wait on a Friday is about twenty-five minutes.

No, and we would rather be honest about why. One oven, one floor, flour in the air all night — we cannot promise a safe pizza for coeliac guests. Both salads and the soft-serve are gluten free.

Yes. Takeaway slots open at 3pm each day on the order link and usually sell out by 6pm. Pizza in a box is a worse pizza — we say so, and people order it anyway.

Up to four cards per table, happily. Tap at the bar on your way out.

After 7pm on a weekend, yes. Before 6pm it is calm, which is when most families come.