A real enquiry, lightly shortened, shared with permission.
Hi! My partner’s 40th, 14 people, our flat in Estrela, Saturday 21 March. Is that something you do?
Yes — 21 March is free, and fourteen is a good number for a home kitchen. Three things I need before I can quote you properly:
Four burners, a normal oven. One coeliac, two vegetarians. Seated — we can just about fit fourteen if we borrow a table.
Then I would suggest five courses rather than six, so nothing is waiting on the oven. Coeliac and vegetarian menus are cooked as their own dishes, not a plate with things taken off it — that is included, never an extra charge.
For fourteen seated, five courses, I would be €68 per person including all the shopping, plus €120 for a second pair of hands on the night. You buy the wine and I will send a list. I arrive at 15:00, we eat at 20:00, and your kitchen is cleaner than I found it by midnight.
That is exactly what we wanted. Where do I send the deposit?